Christmas Blunders
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › FemmeSlash - Female/Female › Buffy/Faith
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
5,281
Reviews:
12
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
5
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Christmas Blunders 2
TITLE: Christmas Blunders (2/5)
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: First few chapters are PG-13 (later on is NC-17)
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 2
~In Xander’s car~
Buffy was snuggled into Faith’s shoulder while the brunette leaned against the window, a slight trickle of drool escaped her luscious lips. Oh yeah, that’s our Faith. Willow was busy typing away on her laptop while Kennedy was playing on her PSP. Anya was snoring loudly while leaned up against her window.
“We’re here!” Xander announced as the car pulled into the driveway.
“Oooh, look at all the snow! Isn’t the snow just wonderful baby?” Willow squealed. Kennedy was too enthralled with the video game. An inaudible “meh” was all the red head could get out of her.
“B, wake up.” Faith tried to awaken her blonde girlfriend but without prevail. Buffy merely sprawled herself over the brunette.
“Mmm, wake me up later mom…” The tiny slayer nuzzled deeper on Faith’s shoulder.
“Mom?!? B, wake up!” Faith leapt from her seat only to have Buffy fall not so graciously in a heap.
"Ugh! What the hell Faith?" Buffy wiped the sleep from her eyes.
"We're here, grab your bag."
The small cabin was furnished like something you would see in Country Living magazine. All the furniture was plush and cozy. A bearskin rug lay in front of the hearth.
"Aww B. Now I know where that picture of you naked on the bear skin rug came from!" Faith exclaimed. Everyone tried to stifle their laughs but Anya piped in.
"Why would you want a sexy picture of yourself on a bear skin rug? Bear skin isn’t even appealing to me! Should I be aroused by bear skin rugs?" She looked to Xander at her last sentence.
"Umm, Ahn. Usually parents have baby pictures of their children naked on bear skin rugs. It’s an unknown tradition."
"But why would they want naked babies on bear skin rugs? Perverts!" And with that Anya stomped into the kitchen. Everyone slapped their foreheads. Sometimes Anya could be so weird. Faith eyed the cabin and spotted the door she was looking for. The brunette scooped up her girlfriend and slung her over her shoulder.
"Faith! What are you doing?" Buffy yelped as she tried to scramble off her shoulder.
"Xan-man, me and B are gonna explore our new room. Wake us up when dinner's on, k." Faith smirked while slapping the squealing blonde's rear.
"Faith! When I get down, so help me!"
"Ok, then I won't help you. How's that?" Faith gave her trademark grin and waved to her friends as she vaulted over the couch and into their room.
"Yeah, we're doing the same." Kennedy grabbed Willow's hand. The red head giggled as she let herself be dragged into their room by her very horny girlfriend.
"Well, it's just you and me Ahn. We should start dinner. I was thinking mac and cheese or maybe spaghetti…." His train of thought was gone once her looked at his girlfriend. Anya was clad in nothing but her birthday suit and a pair of jingle bell oven mitts.
"Ooooh! Xander! Don't these oven mitts go great with my jingle bell nipple rings?" The ex-demon jiggled her breasts letting the bells on her rings jingle.
"Oh god do I love the holidays!" Xander clamped his hands together, giving out a prayer to the gods that gave him a nympho for a girlfriend.
~Meanwhile in Faith and Buffy’s room~
“Ooomph!” Buffy was plopped onto the queen sized bed by a very horny brunette.
“Mmm, gotta taste you B.” She licked her lips. “I was dreaming of your sweet cunt the whole car ride.”
“Faith we just got here and we haven’t even unpacked!”
“Come on baby, I know you were dreaming the same thing... me, you, here, in this bed.”
“You are so sure of yourself aren’t cha missy?”
“Without a doubt babe…now let me open my Christmas gift early.” Faith dragged her body against the little blonde, making sure to grind her crotch against her lover.
“Mmmm, as much as I would love to baby, dinner is gonna be ready soon.” Buffy bit her lip, trying not to take up the alluring offer. Faith was right. She was thinking of her the whole car ride. The thought of Faith’s body writhing underneath her while her fingers plunged deep inside the brunette. It was a very, very pleasant dream.
“What about appetizers?” The taller slayer waggled her eye brows.
“Oh no stud!” Buffy pushed her girlfriend off of her and stood by the end of the bed, hands on her hips.
“We promised to spend time with the guys. Besides, what with Xander’s new construction job, Willow’s new teaching job, Kennedy at college, and Anya opening a new magic store, we haven’t spent enough time together. I don’t want the gang to split up just because there’s no Hellmouth reeking havoc.”
Faith could tell Buffy really wanted this vacation to be a “bonding” experience for all of them, a time where they could relax in the company of good friends. Though, it didn’t mean any “bondage” couldn’t be done behind closed doors. Faith grinned inwardly, well her attempt of it. The grin crept onto her face.
“Faith, I’m serious!” Buffy crossed her arms.
“Ok, ok.” The brunette held her hands up. The older slayer let out a big sigh and sat on the edge of the bed.
“It’s just…we haven’t been close like we were before the Hellmouth closed. All we do is go to work, fit a greeting in during the morning rush, and maybe catch each other for dinner, but that’s only if we’re lucky.” A tear was escaping from the corner of her eye. Faith kneeled in front of her troubled girlfriend and rubbed her thighs.
“We’ll be tight like we were B, just wait.” Her words made Buffy smile.
“Come on, I smell the food already. Smells like….BURNING!” Faith and Buffy shot out of their room and dashed into the kitchen. Kennedy and Willow close behind. All three girls dropped their jaws at the sight before them, except for Faith who had a smirk of disbelief plastered onto her face. Xander was holding a place mat to cover his groin area while blushing furiously. Anya was clad in only a “Kiss the Chef” cooking apron and a pair of slightly smoldering oven mitts.
“Ok, this looks a little awkward…” Xander started off.
“We decided to have wild sex in the kitchen but unfortunately my lovely Christmas oven mitts caught on fire.” Anya nonchalantly said while blowing at her oven mitts.
“Uhhmm, ok wha how did it happen?” Willow asked looking from her best friend to his girlfriend. Both very aware of their present lack of clothes. Buffy and Kennedy tried looking the other way. Faith however, crossed her arms and smirked, looking back and forth from the blushing brunette to the ex demon.
“See, Xander has this fantasy of bending me over andmmmfffph” Xander’s hand clamped over his girlfriend’s over descriptive mouth.
“Hehe, she’s a funny girl isn’t she? We just got a little carried away…going now.” Xander dragged the ex demon and made a mad dash to their room.
“Well, dinner’s not ready I take it.” Buffy shook her head like she was trying to rid herself of the disturbing image of Anya and Xander half naked, in her kitchen, doing…bleck!
“So…” Kennedy added. She wanted to disrupt the awkwardness in the kitchen. Faith was unfazed by the incident so she went on like nothing happened.
“Pizza?”
TBC
AUTHOR: AsianObsidian
RATING: First few chapters are PG-13 (later on is NC-17)
PAIRING: Faith/Buffy, Willow/Kennedy, Xander/Anya
SUMMARY: *sings* It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, it’s the holiday season. Our two favorite slayers go up to Mrs. Summers’ cabin and bring along the whole gang. Unfortunately Christmas cheer is cut short when odd events occur. Who will save Christmas?
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from BtVS. They are all property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
FEEDBACK: Oh yes please! Your feedback is much appreciated.
DISTRIBUTION: Fine by me as long as you ask first.
BETA: Carolyn aka HotLezzi6969 *snicker*
Chapter 2
~In Xander’s car~
Buffy was snuggled into Faith’s shoulder while the brunette leaned against the window, a slight trickle of drool escaped her luscious lips. Oh yeah, that’s our Faith. Willow was busy typing away on her laptop while Kennedy was playing on her PSP. Anya was snoring loudly while leaned up against her window.
“We’re here!” Xander announced as the car pulled into the driveway.
“Oooh, look at all the snow! Isn’t the snow just wonderful baby?” Willow squealed. Kennedy was too enthralled with the video game. An inaudible “meh” was all the red head could get out of her.
“B, wake up.” Faith tried to awaken her blonde girlfriend but without prevail. Buffy merely sprawled herself over the brunette.
“Mmm, wake me up later mom…” The tiny slayer nuzzled deeper on Faith’s shoulder.
“Mom?!? B, wake up!” Faith leapt from her seat only to have Buffy fall not so graciously in a heap.
"Ugh! What the hell Faith?" Buffy wiped the sleep from her eyes.
"We're here, grab your bag."
The small cabin was furnished like something you would see in Country Living magazine. All the furniture was plush and cozy. A bearskin rug lay in front of the hearth.
"Aww B. Now I know where that picture of you naked on the bear skin rug came from!" Faith exclaimed. Everyone tried to stifle their laughs but Anya piped in.
"Why would you want a sexy picture of yourself on a bear skin rug? Bear skin isn’t even appealing to me! Should I be aroused by bear skin rugs?" She looked to Xander at her last sentence.
"Umm, Ahn. Usually parents have baby pictures of their children naked on bear skin rugs. It’s an unknown tradition."
"But why would they want naked babies on bear skin rugs? Perverts!" And with that Anya stomped into the kitchen. Everyone slapped their foreheads. Sometimes Anya could be so weird. Faith eyed the cabin and spotted the door she was looking for. The brunette scooped up her girlfriend and slung her over her shoulder.
"Faith! What are you doing?" Buffy yelped as she tried to scramble off her shoulder.
"Xan-man, me and B are gonna explore our new room. Wake us up when dinner's on, k." Faith smirked while slapping the squealing blonde's rear.
"Faith! When I get down, so help me!"
"Ok, then I won't help you. How's that?" Faith gave her trademark grin and waved to her friends as she vaulted over the couch and into their room.
"Yeah, we're doing the same." Kennedy grabbed Willow's hand. The red head giggled as she let herself be dragged into their room by her very horny girlfriend.
"Well, it's just you and me Ahn. We should start dinner. I was thinking mac and cheese or maybe spaghetti…." His train of thought was gone once her looked at his girlfriend. Anya was clad in nothing but her birthday suit and a pair of jingle bell oven mitts.
"Ooooh! Xander! Don't these oven mitts go great with my jingle bell nipple rings?" The ex-demon jiggled her breasts letting the bells on her rings jingle.
"Oh god do I love the holidays!" Xander clamped his hands together, giving out a prayer to the gods that gave him a nympho for a girlfriend.
~Meanwhile in Faith and Buffy’s room~
“Ooomph!” Buffy was plopped onto the queen sized bed by a very horny brunette.
“Mmm, gotta taste you B.” She licked her lips. “I was dreaming of your sweet cunt the whole car ride.”
“Faith we just got here and we haven’t even unpacked!”
“Come on baby, I know you were dreaming the same thing... me, you, here, in this bed.”
“You are so sure of yourself aren’t cha missy?”
“Without a doubt babe…now let me open my Christmas gift early.” Faith dragged her body against the little blonde, making sure to grind her crotch against her lover.
“Mmmm, as much as I would love to baby, dinner is gonna be ready soon.” Buffy bit her lip, trying not to take up the alluring offer. Faith was right. She was thinking of her the whole car ride. The thought of Faith’s body writhing underneath her while her fingers plunged deep inside the brunette. It was a very, very pleasant dream.
“What about appetizers?” The taller slayer waggled her eye brows.
“Oh no stud!” Buffy pushed her girlfriend off of her and stood by the end of the bed, hands on her hips.
“We promised to spend time with the guys. Besides, what with Xander’s new construction job, Willow’s new teaching job, Kennedy at college, and Anya opening a new magic store, we haven’t spent enough time together. I don’t want the gang to split up just because there’s no Hellmouth reeking havoc.”
Faith could tell Buffy really wanted this vacation to be a “bonding” experience for all of them, a time where they could relax in the company of good friends. Though, it didn’t mean any “bondage” couldn’t be done behind closed doors. Faith grinned inwardly, well her attempt of it. The grin crept onto her face.
“Faith, I’m serious!” Buffy crossed her arms.
“Ok, ok.” The brunette held her hands up. The older slayer let out a big sigh and sat on the edge of the bed.
“It’s just…we haven’t been close like we were before the Hellmouth closed. All we do is go to work, fit a greeting in during the morning rush, and maybe catch each other for dinner, but that’s only if we’re lucky.” A tear was escaping from the corner of her eye. Faith kneeled in front of her troubled girlfriend and rubbed her thighs.
“We’ll be tight like we were B, just wait.” Her words made Buffy smile.
“Come on, I smell the food already. Smells like….BURNING!” Faith and Buffy shot out of their room and dashed into the kitchen. Kennedy and Willow close behind. All three girls dropped their jaws at the sight before them, except for Faith who had a smirk of disbelief plastered onto her face. Xander was holding a place mat to cover his groin area while blushing furiously. Anya was clad in only a “Kiss the Chef” cooking apron and a pair of slightly smoldering oven mitts.
“Ok, this looks a little awkward…” Xander started off.
“We decided to have wild sex in the kitchen but unfortunately my lovely Christmas oven mitts caught on fire.” Anya nonchalantly said while blowing at her oven mitts.
“Uhhmm, ok wha how did it happen?” Willow asked looking from her best friend to his girlfriend. Both very aware of their present lack of clothes. Buffy and Kennedy tried looking the other way. Faith however, crossed her arms and smirked, looking back and forth from the blushing brunette to the ex demon.
“See, Xander has this fantasy of bending me over andmmmfffph” Xander’s hand clamped over his girlfriend’s over descriptive mouth.
“Hehe, she’s a funny girl isn’t she? We just got a little carried away…going now.” Xander dragged the ex demon and made a mad dash to their room.
“Well, dinner’s not ready I take it.” Buffy shook her head like she was trying to rid herself of the disturbing image of Anya and Xander half naked, in her kitchen, doing…bleck!
“So…” Kennedy added. She wanted to disrupt the awkwardness in the kitchen. Faith was unfazed by the incident so she went on like nothing happened.
“Pizza?”
TBC