Sex, Guys & Limericks

SEX, GUYS & LIMERICKS II

BY LADY FLAME

DISCLAIMER: see Chapter One

PAIRING: Wes/Angel, Spike/Angel

RATING: R

WARNINGS: Slashy Limericks!!

FIRST PUBLISHED: 29 August 2005

AUTHORS NOTE: The return of the Buffy/Angel limericks... this time around we have Wes/Angel, Spike/Angel, and for some reason The Master...

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It wasn't until I was typing this, that I realised that unless you are a Brit of a certain age, you probably won't get this, so for those who don't know who Rick Astley is, he was a british 80's easy listening ballad singer with red hair, same music different decades... and bugger me if Wesley isn't almost impossible to rhyme to!! :sweatdrop:

There once was a human called Wesley,

Who really liked the songs of Elvis Presley.

But Angel prefers Manilow,

And Wesley said "That's got to go..."

"I'd rather be fucked to Rick Astley!!"

Now this next one is my favourite of the three...

There once was a souled vamp named Angel,

Who Spike nicknamed 'Pain Gel'.

For he always did brood,

And get in a mood,

If you put luminous paint in his hairgel!!

Okay, so this is the last of this set of 3 limericks, a bit of a weird one for 'The Master'...

There was an old vamp named 'The Master',

Who should have got a better forecaster.

When he got trapped, then impaled,

He'd have been better off staying jailed,

Cause that's not something you can fix with a plaster!!

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Hope these babies brought a smirk to your face.

I will be your virtual love slave forever, if you review this story... feel shy about writing a review, (though I'll accept 'I like this, it's cool...' :D), then just press the rate button, 5 stars would be nice :P

love Cara (aka) Lady Flame

HOT by name, HOT by nature.