Buffys Little Secret
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-Buffy the Vampire Slayer › FemmeSlash - Female/Female › Buffy/Faith
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
11
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12,704
Reviews:
74
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
2
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Shopping is the devils work
((( Okay so I rewrote it, just cause I love you guys. Plus, itd just suck if I had to wait till Saturday to put it up )))
CHAPTER 2 – SHOPPING IS THE DEVILS WORK
Bring! Bring! Bring!
Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
What the fuck??
I look up at my laptop. I cant believe I left AIM on, I swear I closed it. And now there’s about a hundred little messages from Buffy.
[ch0sen 0ne: Faith?
ch0sen 0ne: You awake?
ch0sen 0ne: Faiiiittthhhh??
ch0sen 0ne: Come on! Wake up for god’s sake!
ch0sen 0ne: I’m gonna keep IMing you till you do.
ch0sen 0ne: la la la I’m messaging Faith who’s too lazy to get up.
ch0sen 0ne: Come onnnnnn, please answer me.]
Ugh, why me? Why does she need to talk to ME of all people at…
I look at the clock.
8:46 in the morning?
I hit the keyboard.
[ch0sen tw0: djfbdsjfbjdsbfnodsrbfjlggkhmglka
ch0sen 0ne: That’s charming Faith. Really.]
I rub my eyes, trying to get unsleepy. I sit up and stretch and then turn my attention to the laptop.
[ch0sen tw0: I hate you.
ch0sen 0ne: Why?
ch0sen tw0: Its… 8:48 in the morning, B! What the hell!
ch0sen 0ne: Your just lazy. Its time to wake up. And guess what?
ch0sen tw0: Ugh. What?
ch0sen 0ne: We’re going shopping!]
Shopping? No. Fucking. Way. Buffy shopping is like a trip to Hell.
[ch0sen tw0: No.
ch0sen 0ne: No?
ch0sen tw0: No.
ch0sen 0ne: But why not?
ch0sen tw0: Its too early.
ch0sen 0ne: I can get you food first.
ch0sen tw0: Uhh… maybe.
ch0sen 0ne: Okay, stores ARE open so that means its time to shop. I’m giving you and hour. I’ll be over then. Bye!
ch0sen 0ne signed off at 8:51:23]
Once again, why me?
I make sure to sign off this time before I get up. Okay, I need to shower. Work legs, work. Damn, I don’t wanna get up. But B will give me hell when she comes over if I’m not ready. God, it really is way to early.
An hour later B’s at my door, pounding on it mercilessly while I towel dry my hair.
“Hold on B! Jeez!” I open the door and she comes flying in like she’s some sort of Goddess.
“Alright, time to go.”
“You wait, B. I’m not done with my hair.” I keep drying it.
“Your hair looks FINE, Faith. You define the word ‘sex’ any way you look.”
I raised my eyebrows.
She blushed.
I decided to let her off the hook, “Alright, lets go.” I throw my towel on my bed and we head out the door.
She heads to her car.
Um, no WAY.
“No way, B. We’re takin mine.” I take her hand and pull her away from her car.
“Why can’t we take mine? I’m a good driver!”
Yeah, compared to a moose.
“Sure you are, B. But I’m a control freak and need to take MY car.”
Good excuse? Yeah I thought so too.
“Your such a liar, Faith! I know you don’t like my driving.”
Damn, my excuse sucks.
“Whatever the reason, we’re taking mine. Now get in.”
We get to the mall about 15 minute later. She practically jumped out the car before I even parked. “Come on Faith, hurry!” And now she’s dragging my out of my side of the car.
I shut the door and plant my feet. I refuse to be treated like a dog.
She pulls.
I don’t move.
“Faiiitthhh!” She wines.
“Buffy, it’s a mall. It doesn’t leave if you don’t get there fast enough. So chill alright?”
She pouts but I stand my ground. Then she lets out a dramatic sigh, “Ugh, fine!” And she starts walking a little slower.
That is, until I start walking with her. Then she’s back to the whole pulling me thing.
Ugh, I give up.
You know, I really don’t like the mall. All it is, is a bunch of mindless blonde haired blue eyed girls who think shopping is the only thing to life.
And before you say anything, Buffy has green eyes.
So ha.
We wandered around the mall for about 10 minutes until she stopped short in front of a store, making me run right into her.
“Oof!”
“This one!” she says, jumping up and down like a little kid.
I look up. Great, some fancy store that she could never afford.
“You can’t afford this shit, B.”
“So? We can try on stuff.”
We?
“We?”
“Yeah.”
Fuck that.
“Um, no thanks.”
“Oh come on, Faith! It’ll be fun!”
No, what would be fun is if we were in a lingerie store and you were walking your cute butt around in thongs. But this isn’t a lingerie store. So no.
“You said I could get food first.”
Her face fell, “Oh yeah. Well, okay, food and then we’ll come back.”
Not if I can help it.
We walked to the food court and I saw a McDonalds and practically ran to it. She got in the line behind me and looked at the food in distaste.
“Do you KNOW how unhealthy this stuff is for you?”
“Yup.”
“And yet you still eat it?”
“Yup.”
“I’ll never understand you.”
I shrug. Oh well.
“May I take your order?”
I turn to the boy behind the counter. “Yeah I’ll have 8 cheeseburgers, 4 super size fries and a super size coke.”
Buffy just looked at me with her mouth open.
What? So I like to eat. Get over it.
The guy handed me my food and we went to sit down. Buffy still had her mouth hanging open.
“Your gonna eat all that??” Guess she recovered.
“Yup.” And I start chowing down.
She looks at me in disgust and I find it kind of funny.
“So B,” I say with my mouthful of burger, “Did ya like it?”
“Huh?”
“Eating pussy.”
“FAITH!” She hissed loudly, franticly looking left and right to see if she knew anyone.
“Take a pill, B. No ones listening to us.”
“I told you not to mention it!”
I shake my head, “No, what you said is to not tell anyone, and I haven’t. So, back to my question, did you?”
She looked down, blush forming on her cheeks.
“Well….?”
She nodded, very slightly I could have missed it.
I grinned. Nice.
My fantasy’s getting closer.
TBC…
CHAPTER 2 – SHOPPING IS THE DEVILS WORK
Bring! Bring! Bring!
Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
What the fuck??
I look up at my laptop. I cant believe I left AIM on, I swear I closed it. And now there’s about a hundred little messages from Buffy.
[ch0sen 0ne: Faith?
ch0sen 0ne: You awake?
ch0sen 0ne: Faiiiittthhhh??
ch0sen 0ne: Come on! Wake up for god’s sake!
ch0sen 0ne: I’m gonna keep IMing you till you do.
ch0sen 0ne: la la la I’m messaging Faith who’s too lazy to get up.
ch0sen 0ne: Come onnnnnn, please answer me.]
Ugh, why me? Why does she need to talk to ME of all people at…
I look at the clock.
8:46 in the morning?
I hit the keyboard.
[ch0sen tw0: djfbdsjfbjdsbfnodsrbfjlggkhmglka
ch0sen 0ne: That’s charming Faith. Really.]
I rub my eyes, trying to get unsleepy. I sit up and stretch and then turn my attention to the laptop.
[ch0sen tw0: I hate you.
ch0sen 0ne: Why?
ch0sen tw0: Its… 8:48 in the morning, B! What the hell!
ch0sen 0ne: Your just lazy. Its time to wake up. And guess what?
ch0sen tw0: Ugh. What?
ch0sen 0ne: We’re going shopping!]
Shopping? No. Fucking. Way. Buffy shopping is like a trip to Hell.
[ch0sen tw0: No.
ch0sen 0ne: No?
ch0sen tw0: No.
ch0sen 0ne: But why not?
ch0sen tw0: Its too early.
ch0sen 0ne: I can get you food first.
ch0sen tw0: Uhh… maybe.
ch0sen 0ne: Okay, stores ARE open so that means its time to shop. I’m giving you and hour. I’ll be over then. Bye!
ch0sen 0ne signed off at 8:51:23]
Once again, why me?
I make sure to sign off this time before I get up. Okay, I need to shower. Work legs, work. Damn, I don’t wanna get up. But B will give me hell when she comes over if I’m not ready. God, it really is way to early.
An hour later B’s at my door, pounding on it mercilessly while I towel dry my hair.
“Hold on B! Jeez!” I open the door and she comes flying in like she’s some sort of Goddess.
“Alright, time to go.”
“You wait, B. I’m not done with my hair.” I keep drying it.
“Your hair looks FINE, Faith. You define the word ‘sex’ any way you look.”
I raised my eyebrows.
She blushed.
I decided to let her off the hook, “Alright, lets go.” I throw my towel on my bed and we head out the door.
She heads to her car.
Um, no WAY.
“No way, B. We’re takin mine.” I take her hand and pull her away from her car.
“Why can’t we take mine? I’m a good driver!”
Yeah, compared to a moose.
“Sure you are, B. But I’m a control freak and need to take MY car.”
Good excuse? Yeah I thought so too.
“Your such a liar, Faith! I know you don’t like my driving.”
Damn, my excuse sucks.
“Whatever the reason, we’re taking mine. Now get in.”
We get to the mall about 15 minute later. She practically jumped out the car before I even parked. “Come on Faith, hurry!” And now she’s dragging my out of my side of the car.
I shut the door and plant my feet. I refuse to be treated like a dog.
She pulls.
I don’t move.
“Faiiitthhh!” She wines.
“Buffy, it’s a mall. It doesn’t leave if you don’t get there fast enough. So chill alright?”
She pouts but I stand my ground. Then she lets out a dramatic sigh, “Ugh, fine!” And she starts walking a little slower.
That is, until I start walking with her. Then she’s back to the whole pulling me thing.
Ugh, I give up.
You know, I really don’t like the mall. All it is, is a bunch of mindless blonde haired blue eyed girls who think shopping is the only thing to life.
And before you say anything, Buffy has green eyes.
So ha.
We wandered around the mall for about 10 minutes until she stopped short in front of a store, making me run right into her.
“Oof!”
“This one!” she says, jumping up and down like a little kid.
I look up. Great, some fancy store that she could never afford.
“You can’t afford this shit, B.”
“So? We can try on stuff.”
We?
“We?”
“Yeah.”
Fuck that.
“Um, no thanks.”
“Oh come on, Faith! It’ll be fun!”
No, what would be fun is if we were in a lingerie store and you were walking your cute butt around in thongs. But this isn’t a lingerie store. So no.
“You said I could get food first.”
Her face fell, “Oh yeah. Well, okay, food and then we’ll come back.”
Not if I can help it.
We walked to the food court and I saw a McDonalds and practically ran to it. She got in the line behind me and looked at the food in distaste.
“Do you KNOW how unhealthy this stuff is for you?”
“Yup.”
“And yet you still eat it?”
“Yup.”
“I’ll never understand you.”
I shrug. Oh well.
“May I take your order?”
I turn to the boy behind the counter. “Yeah I’ll have 8 cheeseburgers, 4 super size fries and a super size coke.”
Buffy just looked at me with her mouth open.
What? So I like to eat. Get over it.
The guy handed me my food and we went to sit down. Buffy still had her mouth hanging open.
“Your gonna eat all that??” Guess she recovered.
“Yup.” And I start chowing down.
She looks at me in disgust and I find it kind of funny.
“So B,” I say with my mouthful of burger, “Did ya like it?”
“Huh?”
“Eating pussy.”
“FAITH!” She hissed loudly, franticly looking left and right to see if she knew anyone.
“Take a pill, B. No ones listening to us.”
“I told you not to mention it!”
I shake my head, “No, what you said is to not tell anyone, and I haven’t. So, back to my question, did you?”
She looked down, blush forming on her cheeks.
“Well….?”
She nodded, very slightly I could have missed it.
I grinned. Nice.
My fantasy’s getting closer.
TBC…