The Beads of Jupiter
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Category:
Angel the Series › Slash - Male/Male › Angel(us)/Spike(William)
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
3,116
Reviews:
13
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Angel: The Series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Sin in the Big Apple
Three pairs of triads of triplets were walking down the street together discussing their mutual interests when Angel fell upon them from three stories above.
"Aah! A vampire!" The three pairs of triads of triplets screamed. They tried to run, but they tripped over Spike's body and fell to their deaths.
"How has this happened?" Spiked cried. "How did you become Angelus!?"
"After your shimmering taunts, you made me feel less of a man, and yet," Angel said huskily, "stangely aroused. So I eventually resorted to mastication and then in the midst of myp leasure, I lost my soul."
"Mastication!"
"Mastication for years!" Angelus cried, "while you had fun as the king of the mermaids!"
"It wasn't all fun," Spike explained. "One time a rock fell on my head and it hurt. I also tripped on a weed. Underwater. How embarassing is that???"
"That is embarassing," Angelus conceded, and compassion drove his evil from his body, and his soul returned in a triumphal procession.
In the meantime, Spike had run for congress and lost. He was very depressed and had taken to weaving carpets for a living.
"So," Angel said one day, appearing out o the gutter and entering Spike's parlor, "Do you want to go to a move sometime?" He reached down and caressed his own stiffening member. "Mr. Mount Everest wants you to go to a movie with him."
But Spike refused, so Angel hit him with an axe.
TO BE CONTINUED....
"Aah! A vampire!" The three pairs of triads of triplets screamed. They tried to run, but they tripped over Spike's body and fell to their deaths.
"How has this happened?" Spiked cried. "How did you become Angelus!?"
"After your shimmering taunts, you made me feel less of a man, and yet," Angel said huskily, "stangely aroused. So I eventually resorted to mastication and then in the midst of myp leasure, I lost my soul."
"Mastication!"
"Mastication for years!" Angelus cried, "while you had fun as the king of the mermaids!"
"It wasn't all fun," Spike explained. "One time a rock fell on my head and it hurt. I also tripped on a weed. Underwater. How embarassing is that???"
"That is embarassing," Angelus conceded, and compassion drove his evil from his body, and his soul returned in a triumphal procession.
In the meantime, Spike had run for congress and lost. He was very depressed and had taken to weaving carpets for a living.
"So," Angel said one day, appearing out o the gutter and entering Spike's parlor, "Do you want to go to a move sometime?" He reached down and caressed his own stiffening member. "Mr. Mount Everest wants you to go to a movie with him."
But Spike refused, so Angel hit him with an axe.
TO BE CONTINUED....