Holiday Cheer

Eggnog

Disclaimer: Not mine, but I have a plan. See, when Santa shows up, I'll hold his reindeer hostage until he forks the boys over. :)

Note: Part of the Slash Advent Calendar Challenge (http://www.kardasi.com/Advent) - Dec. 21st


"Merry Christmas, Xander."

"Hey, you too Buffster."

"The party's turned out pretty good, hasn't it?"

"Yeah, well, no apocalypse happenings or attempted opening of the Hellmouth. All in all, I'd rate it a success."

"Right. Soooo, Xander."

"Umm, yeah?"

"That, um, thing with Spike earlier..."

"There was no thing."

"Yeah, but, you guys were kinda...naked. And--"

"No thing, Buffy. I am in firm denial and have successfully managed to repress...whatever may have happened. There. Was. No. Thing."

"Oh. Ok. Well...I'm just gonna go...talk to Willow for a minute. Um, later."

"Later. ...Damn it, where's the eggnog? Why didn't anyone remember to bring the eggnog!"

"Here luv."

"Ahhh! Get away from me!"

"Geez, what's got you so jumpy, mate?

"What?! You-you-you- Argh! Leave me alone!"

"Fine, be like that. I'll just take my eggnog and go."

"...you have eggnog?"

"Uh-huh."

"...oh..."

"Oh for-- stop with the puppy eyes! Here! Git."

"Oooh, yummy."

"..."

"Spike? This tastes kinda strange."

"...you have an eggnog mustache."

"Oh. That better?"

"...tongue..."

"Um, Spike?"

"Huh? What? What are you starin' at?"

"...nothing. Um, got any more eggnog?"

"Sure. Brought my own stash."

"Mmmm. Thanks. This is really good. Has a bit of an odd flavor, but it's good."

"Yeah, well, spiced it up myself. More?"

"Thanks. What'd you put in it?"

"Little of this, little of that. Mostly alcohol, though."

"'Cause, y'know, it's really good. You are...oh, thanks, god this is good! You are a real pal, Spike. Not everyone would share their delicious eggnog with...with...well, me."

", I\, I'm just that kind of guy."

"Yeah. Yeah, you're a really...pretty guy."

"....er, yeah."

"Hmmm. Did you know you're eyes are really blue?"

"I've heard. You ok?"

"Oh, I'm just peachy keen! Can't a man tell his bestest guy friend how incredibly hot he is?"

"Usually only if he wants to get his arse walloped."

"Oooh, you already did that earlier though, didn't you? You big, naughty vamp you."

"Gaaahhh."

"Mmm, you taste good."

"Aaaahhhh.... X-Xan? This is--"

"Oh god. You two are at it again? Giles! Xander and Spike are molesting each other on the dining room table! Make them stop!"

"...I did not just hear that. I did not just see that. I'm going to go into the other room now."

"Giles! You wimp!"

"Mmmm, Spike..."

"Mmmm, Xander..."

"Guys! Stop it! You can't...oh. Ooooohhh. Wow..."

"Buffy? Are you coming back...oh. Oh wow."

"Yuh-huh."

"You t the they're gonna get naked?"

"We can hope--no! Dawn! Close your eyes! Out! Shoo!"

"But Buffy! I wanna watch the cute guys make out, too!"

"We are not watching them--oh. Oooohhh. That's...ah! Out! Dawnie! Out now!"

"But--!"

"We. Are. Leaving!"

"Aww, shoot!"

"Xan? Let's take this back to your place, yeah?"

"Mmmmmm....'kay."

~~~~~~
"Oh god. Harder! Xan! Harder!"

"Spike...oh man, you're so tight. Ugh!"

"Fuck! Right there! Do that again!"

"Like...oh...this?"

"Ahh! Yes! Yesyesyes!"

"Oh god...oooohhhh god..."

"Aaahhhhhh!"

"Oh! Oooohhhhh! Uh!"

"..."

"..."

"Shift over, luv. You're bloody heavy."

"Mrphle? Hmmm."

"You snore an' I'm kicking you onto the floor."

"Shhhgood. Pr'ty vamp. Mmm, skin. Cool. S'nice."

"Xan?"

"Mmmmm..."

"...Xan? Angel is standing in the doorway dressed in a purple spotted muumuu."

"...mmm, s'nice..."

"Heh. Night pet."

"Ni' Spike. Ni' Ange..."

~~~~~~
"Hullo pet. Wakey, wakey!"

"Huh? Wazzt?"

"Fancy a nice early morning Christmas shag?"

"...erk? S-Spike? What are you...oh. Shit."

"Not my thing. How 'bout a blow job instead?"

"...Oh god. Buffy was right. Oh!"

"Hmmmm?"

"Eeep! Ahhhh...ohhh..."

"Mmmmm."

"...wha? Don't stop!"

"Right 'bout what?"

"She said...there was a thing...with us."

"Heh. Yeah. It's a pretty nice thing too, innit? Mmmm..."

"Fuck!"


Finit