Title: Journal of Xander Harris: Horny Man Slut
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AtS/BtVS Crossovers › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
3,919
Reviews:
0
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Currently Reading:
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Journal Entry: They thought I was possessed!
Well, I think my friends are sure I'm possessed. It was hilarious! That Gypsy moron, Dracula, thought he could get me to be his Renfield. AS IF! I'm no one's bitch. Definitely not some wanna-be's. If I'm going to take it from someone it's going to be on my terms and with who I want. He may have been a vamp, but he wasn't part of the Scourge of Europe and the surviving members of that clan are the only vampires I follow, worship or drool over.
Dracula tried to thrall the Buffster, too. Boy was that so not the thing to do! Can you say stupid? I can, and boy was old Drac! Buffy killed the Master and this idiot honestly thought he could get her? I don't know who had more fun throwing stakes through him, me or Buffy. He kept doing that dusted, but not dusted thing while Buffy and I took turns throwing stakes through him. Finally we got bored and did the stake and torch treatment, and so long, Dracie.
Buffy was the only one enjoying the new and improved Xander. For that matter, no one knew quite what to make of Buffy. The two of us were really having fun fucking with old Drac. The others really didn't know what to make of our attitudes. Spike had to reassure them we weren't vamps! Weird, huh?
After everyone else had left Buffy and I alone, I admitted to my after-slaying activities. Buffy was impressed. We decided to give my apartment to Anya and move into the mansion that Dracula had left behind. I gave her access to the accounts I had been amassing for her. Since Riley and Anya are now interlocking parts we decided that we would spend more time with one another. Not to mention that we decided to kidnap Spike and keep him as our house vamp. Just kidding, though I wish it were true.
Buffy and I have yet to figure out wh at we're going to do with ourselves, but I'm pretty sure we'll figure it out when the time comes. Until then, we're going to enjoy each other's company and talk about how we can get Spike to move in with us. Even the Buffster wants Spike around. After all, he was more help with Dracula than any of the others were!
Well, I think my friends are sure I'm possessed. It was hilarious! That Gypsy moron, Dracula, thought he could get me to be his Renfield. AS IF! I'm no one's bitch. Definitely not some wanna-be's. If I'm going to take it from someone it's going to be on my terms and with who I want. He may have been a vamp, but he wasn't part of the Scourge of Europe and the surviving members of that clan are the only vampires I follow, worship or drool over.
Dracula tried to thrall the Buffster, too. Boy was that so not the thing to do! Can you say stupid? I can, and boy was old Drac! Buffy killed the Master and this idiot honestly thought he could get her? I don't know who had more fun throwing stakes through him, me or Buffy. He kept doing that dusted, but not dusted thing while Buffy and I took turns throwing stakes through him. Finally we got bored and did the stake and torch treatment, and so long, Dracie.
Buffy was the only one enjoying the new and improved Xander. For that matter, no one knew quite what to make of Buffy. The two of us were really having fun fucking with old Drac. The others really didn't know what to make of our attitudes. Spike had to reassure them we weren't vamps! Weird, huh?
After everyone else had left Buffy and I alone, I admitted to my after-slaying activities. Buffy was impressed. We decided to give my apartment to Anya and move into the mansion that Dracula had left behind. I gave her access to the accounts I had been amassing for her. Since Riley and Anya are now interlocking parts we decided that we would spend more time with one another. Not to mention that we decided to kidnap Spike and keep him as our house vamp. Just kidding, though I wish it were true.
Buffy and I have yet to figure out wh at we're going to do with ourselves, but I'm pretty sure we'll figure it out when the time comes. Until then, we're going to enjoy each other's company and talk about how we can get Spike to move in with us. Even the Buffster wants Spike around. After all, he was more help with Dracula than any of the others were!