Falling Under

Xander was walking through the cemetery doing his night of patrol. He had a walkie talkie deal and Anya and Willow on the other side of the cemetery if he got in trouble.

In all words Xander was fuming. It angered him beyond the realm of words. Buffy not only is living with Spike but is now in love with him and they are having a child? Doesn't anyone else see the major wrongness in all of that?

"Am I the only sane one?" he muttered aloud.

"Not in my book," a deep voice said from behind Xander.

Xander jumped and spun around stake firmly in his grasp.

"Look dude I have a stake and I’m not afraid to use it," Xander said.

"Is that right?" The dark demon said his horns flashing in the moonlight.

"Deadly right," Xander replied.
"Interesting that you feel that way," the demon said coming out of the shadows and standing directly in front of Xander.

A sharp retort came to Xander's mouth as the demon waved his hand and Xander shut his mouth.

"Just listen for minute boy. I have some interesting things to discuss with you."
Xander just looked at him still gripping the stake.

"You have been wandering around for days with an anger unsurpassed by those in the darkest of the demon realm. What if I told you I could help you with your anger?"

Xander seemed to consider that for a moment.

"Who are you?"

The demon clasped in hands in front of himself.

"I'm just a demon who wants the same things you want. The slayer's vampire in dust."

"I'm listening."

*~*

"I'm nervous," Buffy said turning to Spike.

Spike was just as nervous as he watched all the pregnant women wander around the doctor's office. He didn't want Buffy to know he was having a sort of freak out himself.

"Luv, no big deal. We are just here to take care of the little one," he said grabbing her hand and holding it between his.

"Well Giles said Dr.Konack was in the council with him and was to be totally trusted. He said he held her in the highest respect. But still I’m a little nervous."

"No doubt a slayer carrying a vampire's child is normal," Spike laughed.

"Who said we were normal?"

"My demon swimmers must be bloody strong to knock you up. Slayer defenses and all."

"Spike!" Buffy said hitting him lightly in the arm.

"Buffy Summers?"

Spike and Buffy turned towards the nurse.

"Right here," Buffy said getting up.

"We need you to take off your clothes and put on this gown. The dr will be in to see you in a few minutes," the nurse said shutting the door.

Buffy turned and started to take off her shirt when she caught a glance at the look Spike had on his face.

"For god's sake Spike we are in a doctor's office. All this dr stuff and sterile environment can not make you hot."

"Luv, you could make me hot 300 lbs and covered in dragon spit."

"That’s just gross!" Buffy exclaimed.

"Tis true though," Spike answered.

"Just turn around will ya?"

"She gets modest now, not when she is buck naked riding me like a horse screaming profanities but now while we are in a dr's office," Spike taunted.

"Imagine that," Buffy said tying the gown together.

"Do I get to turn around now?" Spike asked.

Buffy didn't answer. Instead she walked over to him and turned him around, backed him up against a wall and kissed the non-existent breath right out of him.

"What was that about me riding you like a horse?" She asked her mouth inches from his.

"Hmm want to give me a demonstration?" Spike whispered against her rosy lips.

Buffy was about to respond when a light knock sounded on the door.

Spike and Buffy guiltily broke apart and turned to look at the small woman that walked in.

"I'm Dr.Konack. You must be Buffy and William."

They nodded mutely.