Buffys Little Secret

CHAPTER 10 - INTERNET SLANG ANNOYS ME

Owwww….

I grab my head and sit up, squinting as daylight shines through my window. I rubbed my temples and sighed. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn’t drink.

I got up and headed to the bathroom, splashing cool water on my face so I didn’t look like the dead. I stared at myself in the mirror.

What happened yesterday?

I sat back down on my bed and thought about it. I started to remember the meeting, then Giles telling me I could eat what I wanted, drinking, Buffy walking me home, trying to get Buffy to fuck me, Buffy saying no, masturbating.

Hm.

Wait… why would B say no?

I mean, using me is what she does right? Or what she did, anyway. Why wouldn’t she take advantage of my being drunk and horny?

I don't understand it, but even though it frustrated me to no end yesterday, I'm glad she didn’t do it. Because the truth is, I would regret it today. I told her trust had to be built.

I smiled a little and headed over to my computer. Maybe she'd be on.

I turned it on and clicked AIM and just when I signed on a box came up.

[ch0sen 0ne: Hey, feel like shit?

ch0sen tw0: Yes.

ch0sen 0ne: *laughs* You shouldn’t have drank then.

ch0sen tw0: Yeah yeah… whatever.

ch0sen 0ne: You should probably take an aspirin or something.

ch0sen tw0: I will. Look, thanks. For yesterday and stuff.

ch0sen 0ne: No problem. Didn’t want you to stumble drunk into the street and get run over.

ch0sen tw0: No, not that. Well yeah, that, but for saying no, when I wanted to fuck.

ch0sen 0ne: I knew you would regret it.

ch0sen tw0: Yeah… but not cause its you. I mean, you know that. Just cause of all the shit that went on.

ch0sen 0ne: I know.

ch0sen tw0: Well… yeah. Thanks.

ch0sen 0ne: Like I said, no problem.]

There was a pause before I wrote something.

[ch0sen tw0: You wanna get the gang and meet at the Bronze tonight?

ch0sen 0ne: Sure!

ch0sen tw0: Alright, gotta get outta the apartment.

ch0sen 0ne: Yeah, same. Well, not apartment, I mean the house. Yeah…

ch0sen tw0: Meet at 8?

ch0sen 0ne: Okay, l8r.

ch0sen tw0: Don’t do that.

ch0sen 0ne: Don’t do what?

ch0sen tw0: ``l8r``

ch0sen 0ne: That’s how other people are talking on the internet. They're all ``c u l8r lol``

ch0sen tw0: *rolls eyes* Yeah well, don’t be one of them. It's annoying and hard to read.

ch0sen 0ne: w@t5 r0ng w/th15??? U d0nt lyk3 1t?!111 lmfao *giggles*

ch0sen tw0: Don’t do that or I'll beat you.

ch0sen 0ne: *dies laughing* You can try, F.

ch0sen tw0: I'm serious.

ch0sen 0ne: Don’t worry I wont do it anymore. It is kind of annoying.

ch0sen tw0: Good. Anyway, I'll see you later.

ch0sen 0ne: Bye.]

I signed off and went to make myself some breakfast.

******

I got to the Bronze at 8:15, fashionably late. I don’t do on time, too predictable. I sauntered up to the table the gang was at and I hopped on a chair, "Hey guys."

I got a chorus of Hey's.

"Anyone want drinks?"

Buffy raised an eyebrow, "You sure you wanna drink after last night?"

Hm. Good point.

"Well, I won't drink much…"

"Faith not drink much?" Xander laughed.

"Hey! I can control myself!"

"Yeah, okay, sure. You're like a sailor."

"Yeah, shes got the cursing thing down too," Willow replied with the smirk.

"Fuck you!"

"See? Told you."

I grumbled something inaudible and pouted.

"Aww… she pouts? Buffy you never told me she pouts!" Willow continued to tease me.

"I do not pout."

I do NOT pout!

"Yes you do Faith, and I have to say its kind of cute," Buffy replied and winked.

She thinks I'm cute?

Wait… we went over the whole cute thing before!

"I am not cute, nor adorable and B, you KNOW that."

"Whatever you say, F."

I stand up, "I'm getting drinks. Anyone want?"

"Xander and I will have some, so we can go home and have sex after," Anya said.

I roll my eyes.

"Red, Tara, B?"

"Maybe a beer," Willow said.

Tara shook her head no and I look expectantly towards Buffy.

"Um… give me what you're having."

Okay then.

"Alright, I'll be back in a bit."

I headed over to the bar and got everyone drinks, then headed back to the table. They were all laughing about something, except for B who was blushing.

I sit down and hand everyone what they ordered, "What's so funny?"

"Nothing," Willow answered at the same time that Anya said, "Buffy was staring at your ass."

I raise an eyebrow, "That’s nothing?"

Willow shot a glare at Anya.

"What?" Anya asked, "She asked!"

"Doesn’t mean you're supposed to tell her, look at how red Buffy is!"

Everyone looks at Buffy and she ducks her head lower.

"Yes Willow, and pointing that out are you are doing the same thing Anya just did," I say.

"I… oh. Sorry Buffy."

She waved it off as she was coming back to her normal color, "Its okay Will."

"I… well… Tara, you wanna dance?"

Tara nods her head and they both get up to leave and Xander and Anya follow.

We were alone.

"So did you like what you saw?" I grin at her wickedly.

"Hmm… *maybe*," she said, smirking.

"Well I'd really like to know seeing as that’s the grounds on if I'm gonna ask you to dance or not. Don’t wanna ask someone who isn't attracted to me, ya know."

"Oh I liked. I *really* liked…"

I smile, "Great then. Wanna dance, sexy?"

She smiled back and took my hand, leading me to the dance floor.

TBC…….