The Perfect Being
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Category:
BtVS Crossovers › BtVS/Harry Potter
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
7,945
Reviews:
33
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), or the Harry Potter world and/or series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Perfect Being
Spike helps Xander get out of a bad situation, maybe it's time to go home... to Hogwarts ~ Crossover, Lemon, H/C, Slash,VS, Male/Male, Mpreg
TV Shows > Buffy
Movie > Harry Potter
They are not mine; I’m just playing with them for a bit. No money is being made.
Tara never died, Joyce never died, there is no Dawn, Spike is chipped.
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The Perfect Being
By
LadyNiteRaven
Chapter 1
In the early pre-dawn light, Xander was running through the cemetery as fast as humanly possible; especially for someone who had been attacked by a crazy, sexually frustrated, pissed off Vengeance Demon and a brassed off Vampire Slayer. The only reason why he was even able to get away was because Willow has thrown up one of her witchy walls between him and the angry girls as he tried to make his escape. He knew that he was bleeding severely and that running through a cemetery - that most likely had a vampire or two lurking around - wasn’t the smartest idea in the world.
His vision grayed out slightly, as the lack of oxygen from running so long finally caught up to him, causing him to stumble a few paces before crash-landing against the side of a crypt. Thankfully it was a very familiar crypt. He leaned back against the side of the crypt, resting his head back against the cold hard cement. Breathing heavily, he used the last of his energy to kick at the door, hoping the occupant was home. As Xander sagged to one side, and the last of his awareness slowly gave way to oblivion, he could feel the blood from his numerous slashes and wounds pouring down his back, arms, and chest to pool in his lap and down the back of his jeans.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flash Back ~~~48 hours Earlier ~~@~~ Magic Box
Anya was behind the counter counting money and complaining about the sex she was getting – or not getting as the case may be- from Xander. Spike had used the sewer access to come in to the Magic Box for the ‘Emergency’ meeting Giles had called during the day, and was leaning against the ladder to the upper ‘restricted books’ section, and casually flipping through an old book doing ‘Research’. Giles, Willow, and Tara were sitting at one of the round research tables looking through several books for any mention of the newly found prophesy about a non-human, non-demon being called the “Cynoeswyr bod, cywair yng corffyn”, which translated into the ‘Ancient being, perfect in body’.
Buffy was sitting at a side table sharpening several swords and axes in preparation of hunting down and killing what ever it was they were looking for, while Xander sat in a corner chair, supposedly researching from a book, but nervously kept peeking up to look at everyone in the room, especially Anya, who was giving him dirty looks as she continued to verbally slam Xander for not giving her orgasms.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, Spike was the only one to notice how nervous Xander was acting, and decided to store that information away for another day. Anya continued to berate Xander, her voice loudly calling the others’ attention to focus on Xander.
“Xander, I don’t know why you do this to me every three months. Don’t think that I haven’t noticed! I write down all my Xander sex days and orgasms in my diary, and I’ve checked. Every three months, I go a whole week with no Xander sex, and it’s not for my lack of trying. Are you cheating on me? Because if you are, I may not be a Vengeance Demon any more, but I still have friends who will help me get vengeance on you!”
Xander shuddered at the comment before answering, as he realized that everyone was looking at him with curiosity. “No, Anya. I’m not cheating on you with someone else, and the reason why it appears that we stop having… doing what we do privately at home, is that every three months my job rotates and I have to adjust to a new sleep schedule.”
With an eyebrow raised in surprise, Spike smelled fear coming off Xander and watched as he flawlessly told a half-truth to everyone present. The only way he was even able to notice the lie was because Xander’s scent had changed.
Xander sighed in frustrated aggravation, before he continued. “You want to have this out in the open An’, fine we’ll have it out here and now, since it’s been coming for a while now anyway. I think that it’s really sad that you noticed that you weren’t getting any sex, but you didn’t notice that I had changed my work schedule or location. What does that say about our relationship? You have your own apartment for when you want your ‘space’ but if I tell you that I need a night to myself, you show up demanding sex anyway. Is getting your sex fix the only thing I am to you?”
Anya rolled her eyes. “Jeez Xander, over exaggerate much. I know perfectly well where you are working. You’re working on that new business building that’s going up a few streets over from the Bronze.”
There was silence in the room before Giles coughed, and pulled off his glasses to polish them furiously to get over the shock of Anya’s negligence. Spike on the other hand had no problem pointing out her flaw.
“You stupid cow! That place was finished six months ago, we were even all invited to the grand opening, but you couldn’t be bothered and took one of your ‘I need my space’ days and went home to your apartment. He worked on putting up that new hotel that just opened and he’s been working on the Bronze for just about a week now.” He scolded.
Anya huffed, coming around the counter to get into Xander’s face. “So it’s your fault that I haven’t been able to go dancing all week! Can’t you be considerate enough to inform people before you mess with their nightly entertainment? Is that too much to ask?”
Xander stood up fast, causing a book that was hidden on the chair behind him to fall to the floor, before making Anya step back as he took a few steps forward. “Anya, there have been signs posted all over town and in the papers, as well as a huge banner across the front of the Bronze saying that the place was going to be closed for renovations for weeks. More specifically two weeks and three days ago, when that Gopher type demon came up through the floor and started chewing on the support beams! So tell me, just how is that my fault?”
He looked around the room at all of his friends as Anya went off in a tangent of all the ways that it was his fault. Willow gave him a subtle nod of the head when he raised an eyebrow in question. He had told her previously that he was thinking about breaking off with Anya, but he wasn’t sure that he had had grounds to really go through with it. With a nod of the head, Willow gave him the go ahead and all the back up he would need, but he realized as he looked around the room, he was getting the same look from every one. Spike went as far as to mouth the words ‘Go for it.’ As he picked up the book that had fallen on the floor and sat in the chair Xander had vacated.
Turning back to Anya, Xander straightened up as if to brace himself for the blow out that was bound to happen next.
“Anya, I’ve been thinking that things just weren’t right between us for a while now, and I think that now is as good a time as any to fix the problem.” He waited a beat before looking her right in the eyes and said, “Anya, I don’t want to be in a relationship with you any more. Please go by my apartment tomorrow during the day while I’m at work, and get all of your things. Whatever is left by the time I get home will be out in the trash by morning. Wills, can you please be there while she’s in my apartment?”
“Sure Xan, no problem.” She said, smiling sadly at her friend.
Anya had yet to say anything; she just stood there open mouthed. Xander took that as his cue to leave.
“I’ll see you later guys, I have some things to do.” He said, as he turned and walked out of the Magic Box, feeling a ton of weight lift off of his shoulders for the first time in over a year.
Seconds later, a primal scream was heard.
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Translations from English to Welsh can be found at: http://www.geiriadur.net
TV Shows > Buffy
Movie > Harry Potter
They are not mine; I’m just playing with them for a bit. No money is being made.
Tara never died, Joyce never died, there is no Dawn, Spike is chipped.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Perfect Being
By
LadyNiteRaven
Chapter 1
In the early pre-dawn light, Xander was running through the cemetery as fast as humanly possible; especially for someone who had been attacked by a crazy, sexually frustrated, pissed off Vengeance Demon and a brassed off Vampire Slayer. The only reason why he was even able to get away was because Willow has thrown up one of her witchy walls between him and the angry girls as he tried to make his escape. He knew that he was bleeding severely and that running through a cemetery - that most likely had a vampire or two lurking around - wasn’t the smartest idea in the world.
His vision grayed out slightly, as the lack of oxygen from running so long finally caught up to him, causing him to stumble a few paces before crash-landing against the side of a crypt. Thankfully it was a very familiar crypt. He leaned back against the side of the crypt, resting his head back against the cold hard cement. Breathing heavily, he used the last of his energy to kick at the door, hoping the occupant was home. As Xander sagged to one side, and the last of his awareness slowly gave way to oblivion, he could feel the blood from his numerous slashes and wounds pouring down his back, arms, and chest to pool in his lap and down the back of his jeans.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flash Back ~~~48 hours Earlier ~~@~~ Magic Box
Anya was behind the counter counting money and complaining about the sex she was getting – or not getting as the case may be- from Xander. Spike had used the sewer access to come in to the Magic Box for the ‘Emergency’ meeting Giles had called during the day, and was leaning against the ladder to the upper ‘restricted books’ section, and casually flipping through an old book doing ‘Research’. Giles, Willow, and Tara were sitting at one of the round research tables looking through several books for any mention of the newly found prophesy about a non-human, non-demon being called the “Cynoeswyr bod, cywair yng corffyn”, which translated into the ‘Ancient being, perfect in body’.
Buffy was sitting at a side table sharpening several swords and axes in preparation of hunting down and killing what ever it was they were looking for, while Xander sat in a corner chair, supposedly researching from a book, but nervously kept peeking up to look at everyone in the room, especially Anya, who was giving him dirty looks as she continued to verbally slam Xander for not giving her orgasms.
Fortunately, or unfortunately, Spike was the only one to notice how nervous Xander was acting, and decided to store that information away for another day. Anya continued to berate Xander, her voice loudly calling the others’ attention to focus on Xander.
“Xander, I don’t know why you do this to me every three months. Don’t think that I haven’t noticed! I write down all my Xander sex days and orgasms in my diary, and I’ve checked. Every three months, I go a whole week with no Xander sex, and it’s not for my lack of trying. Are you cheating on me? Because if you are, I may not be a Vengeance Demon any more, but I still have friends who will help me get vengeance on you!”
Xander shuddered at the comment before answering, as he realized that everyone was looking at him with curiosity. “No, Anya. I’m not cheating on you with someone else, and the reason why it appears that we stop having… doing what we do privately at home, is that every three months my job rotates and I have to adjust to a new sleep schedule.”
With an eyebrow raised in surprise, Spike smelled fear coming off Xander and watched as he flawlessly told a half-truth to everyone present. The only way he was even able to notice the lie was because Xander’s scent had changed.
Xander sighed in frustrated aggravation, before he continued. “You want to have this out in the open An’, fine we’ll have it out here and now, since it’s been coming for a while now anyway. I think that it’s really sad that you noticed that you weren’t getting any sex, but you didn’t notice that I had changed my work schedule or location. What does that say about our relationship? You have your own apartment for when you want your ‘space’ but if I tell you that I need a night to myself, you show up demanding sex anyway. Is getting your sex fix the only thing I am to you?”
Anya rolled her eyes. “Jeez Xander, over exaggerate much. I know perfectly well where you are working. You’re working on that new business building that’s going up a few streets over from the Bronze.”
There was silence in the room before Giles coughed, and pulled off his glasses to polish them furiously to get over the shock of Anya’s negligence. Spike on the other hand had no problem pointing out her flaw.
“You stupid cow! That place was finished six months ago, we were even all invited to the grand opening, but you couldn’t be bothered and took one of your ‘I need my space’ days and went home to your apartment. He worked on putting up that new hotel that just opened and he’s been working on the Bronze for just about a week now.” He scolded.
Anya huffed, coming around the counter to get into Xander’s face. “So it’s your fault that I haven’t been able to go dancing all week! Can’t you be considerate enough to inform people before you mess with their nightly entertainment? Is that too much to ask?”
Xander stood up fast, causing a book that was hidden on the chair behind him to fall to the floor, before making Anya step back as he took a few steps forward. “Anya, there have been signs posted all over town and in the papers, as well as a huge banner across the front of the Bronze saying that the place was going to be closed for renovations for weeks. More specifically two weeks and three days ago, when that Gopher type demon came up through the floor and started chewing on the support beams! So tell me, just how is that my fault?”
He looked around the room at all of his friends as Anya went off in a tangent of all the ways that it was his fault. Willow gave him a subtle nod of the head when he raised an eyebrow in question. He had told her previously that he was thinking about breaking off with Anya, but he wasn’t sure that he had had grounds to really go through with it. With a nod of the head, Willow gave him the go ahead and all the back up he would need, but he realized as he looked around the room, he was getting the same look from every one. Spike went as far as to mouth the words ‘Go for it.’ As he picked up the book that had fallen on the floor and sat in the chair Xander had vacated.
Turning back to Anya, Xander straightened up as if to brace himself for the blow out that was bound to happen next.
“Anya, I’ve been thinking that things just weren’t right between us for a while now, and I think that now is as good a time as any to fix the problem.” He waited a beat before looking her right in the eyes and said, “Anya, I don’t want to be in a relationship with you any more. Please go by my apartment tomorrow during the day while I’m at work, and get all of your things. Whatever is left by the time I get home will be out in the trash by morning. Wills, can you please be there while she’s in my apartment?”
“Sure Xan, no problem.” She said, smiling sadly at her friend.
Anya had yet to say anything; she just stood there open mouthed. Xander took that as his cue to leave.
“I’ll see you later guys, I have some things to do.” He said, as he turned and walked out of the Magic Box, feeling a ton of weight lift off of his shoulders for the first time in over a year.
Seconds later, a primal scream was heard.
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Translations from English to Welsh can be found at: http://www.geiriadur.net