Sex, Guys & Limericks

SEX, GUYS & LIMERICKS

BY LADY FLAME

 

DISCLAIMER: All characters mentioned here are the creations of Joss Weadon, and Mutant Enemy, and are used without permission... this is merely fanfiction, I'll give them back... eventually!! XD

PAIRING: Spike/Xander

RATING: R

WARNINGS: Slashy Limericks!!

FIRST PUBLISHED: 19 April 2005

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I was reading Chapter 90 of 'Night of Nights' by Sajinn, (definitely a recommended read, at least one orgasm per chapter guaranteed, sequil to 'Day of Days', and can be found at impisheyes.com), when I was inspired to write a couple of limericks of all things. First time I've ever attempted to write a limerick, so I apologise if they suck *snickers* (pun intended)

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There once was a vampire called Spike

With whom I really liked to fight

But making up after

I'd have to be dafter

To say 'No' to fucking all night

The limerick below is my favourite of this set of Spander limericks, it creates such nice mental pictures :lol:

There once was a mortal called Xander

To who's needs Spike did like to pander

With a lick, and a slick

He took his whole dick

Now that's a sight worth a gander

Neither of the two limericks above were my very first attempt, that would be the limerick below, which I'm adding as a little something extra...

There once was a vampire named Spike

Who said he wanted my head on a pike

But then came the chip

And now if he wants to squick

He says he wants to fuck me all night

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Hope these babies brought a smirk to your face.

I will be your virtual love slave forever, if you review this story... feel shy about writing a review, (though I'll accept 'I like this, it's cool...' :D), then just press the rate button, 5 stars would be nice :P

Love Cara (aka) Lady Flame

HOT by name, HOT by nature