Thosehosen Two... Plus One

Prologue

"Look B, i realize the big bad's out there and all, but it's not even solid! Ya know what i'm sayin?" Faith was starting to get pissed at Buffy's "we both slay or no one slays" attitude. She was a big girl, she had taken care of herself this far...

"I understand what you're saying Faith, but it's just not safe for you, or any of us for that matter, to go out at night alone."

"And whenever was it safe B? what's your problem with me anyway? If ya don't want me here all you have to do is say the word and my psychotic ass is outta here..." And without giving Buffy another second to answer, mostly out of fear that she'd say "yeah, i do want you out of here", Faith bolted out the door. *Shit forgot to grab a stake. Ah who cares, I ain't goin' back in there*

"Death Becomes Me-Oops"

Faith knew Buffy was right about going out alone at night, to to the increase in vamp activity and the Bringers, the new hand puppets of the First. But she desperately needed to get out of that house, it was full of fear and misery, not to mention the hormones of about thirty teenage girls. She needed air, the kind that was not occupied by the rest of the occupants of the Summer's residence. She was so deep in thought she didn't even realize she had walked straight into Sunnydale's docks.
*Must be an ol' habit I guess*.
Sensing her slayer senses begin to rouse, she turned around a split second too late to miss the mind-numbing punch that was thrown her way. Landing on her back, she fuzzily surveyed her assailant. Or assailants.
*Damn, could really use that stake right about know.* She jumped to her feet to face threthree vamps in f of of her, snarling at their "meal". Thinking Faith was an ordinary girl, they mutely decided to take her one by one to have fun with her. They were in for a shocker...
The first vamp charged towards her, intent on producing a matching shiner next to the one slowly forming on Faith's left eye. This time, she was ready. A split second before the vamp's fist made contact with her face, she side-stepped him and drove an elbow into the back of his head, sending him down. Seeing this, the other two soon-to-be dustbunnies ran to the aid of their comrade. Faith blocked their attacks as long as she could, doing very well in the fighting back department too, that is, until the first vamp returned to his feet.
"Slayer", he snarled, anger but also fear filling hid yellow, demonic eyes.

"Well let's all give Mr. rocket scientist a pat on the back for his brain power!", Faith punned as she dodged the other two vamps attacks and cartwheeled her way to vamp #1, her mid-air leather boot coming in fierce contact with the first vamp's face. This sent him sprawling into a pile of crates, which resulted in him being the first of Faith's dustbunnies.

"Cool, no effort required!" She was decidedly pleased with the way that had ended.

Her amusement at the situation resulted in the other two bad guys seeing a moment to take advantage of, which is exactly what they did. As one grabbed her arms and pinned them securely behind her back, the other came around to face her.

"Lemme go you undead son-of-a-bitch! I'm so gonna kick you're hellbent ass." Faith was pissed at herself for ing ing her guard down, even for a second. This didn't look good. "I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you slayer. I do believe my companion and i are in a rather promising position." As he snarled, an evil grin spread across his deformed face. Faith knew she had to do something, he was almost at her neck! Hr mind was blank...

*This is it, I'm out before the real fight even starts. Shoulda trusted ya B.* With those last thoughts, she felt the bite, the sinking teeth in her neck. *This ain't so bad, thought it'd hurt like hell.* Suddenly, she felt the vamp's mouth start to go to work, as he began sucking the blood, the life force out of her. *AAAAGH! I take it back, shit!*

All of a sudden, hr eyes shot open. *My knife.* With what felt like her last ounce of strength, she simultaneously kicked the bloodsucker in front and headbutted the one behind, then fell to the floor. everything was blurry, but she managed to pull out the knife she always kept stuck in her boot and jumped the vamp who almost killed her and pressed the knife across his neck, cutting his head off. She fell to the floor where the human shaped demon had been and almost closed her eyes in hope of unconciousness, or death. Unfortunately for her, the last remaining vampire stood before her. She couldn't move, having used her final supply of energy in saving herself, or so she thought. The vampire smiled, a dark thought sneaking into his head.

"You look like you could go for a swim slayer..." With one leg, he took the slayer out. He slowly pushed her over the edge of the dock, into the dark waters below. "Wait til the guys hear about this! I just killed me a slayer!"

******

*Fuckin bitch, how could do tdo this to me? I loved her, or at least I pretended to... Damn.*

I had been walking around town for what felt like hours, but in retrospect was really only a half hour. For some reason, I was now in the docks. Not a place I wanted to be. I turned in my tracks to leave the dark eerie place, when i heard a shout. Normally I wouldn't be bothered, I mean people shout all the time. But somethin in me said this wasn't your average argumentative shout. So i run to the source of the sound, stopped short by the sight of two, *things* is all I can call em, holding onto this beautiful girl and suckin on her neck!

*What the fuck is goin on here! I better get outta here. I like kinky but this is OTT.* Again I turn to leave when the girl being held throws the things off her, falls to the ground and pulls a knife! I'm definitely freakin a little on the inside, but I think my breathing has stopped when I see her jump on one of em and cuts his head off... But thats not third ird part. Soon as she does, it turns to dust!

I start to walk over to scream to her what the fuck's goin on when i realise she's still on the ground, and the other, um, thing says somethin and kicks her into the water.

*Thats fuckin it, this really ain't right!* "Hey, dude! What the fuck do ya think you're.... Holy shit." This thing has teeth man, like you wouldn't believe. I snap outta my temporary shock and throw a punch at him, almost breaking my fist on his face. My face instantly falls to the ground. I attempt to run and jump into the water, remembering the gorgeous femme who was probable dying in the water.