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So, uh, I'm not so sure I like the idea of Faith going *poof*. But I think I'll be optimistic about this because Buffy came back from the dead twice, so anything's possible right?

Also, hands down, Toni wins the girlfriend of the year award. I mean, jeez.

Also, "Mount Olympus and small penis" ha ha ha! And other things that made me laugh like Faith's "you better not fuckin' cheat on me!" and Troy's childish "See, I told you I could care" :)

And the poor goat, hah! Poor thing can never get a break around here.

First of all, rhyming "Mount Olympus" with "Small Penis" is... epic. I applaud Buffy xD

Second... OH MY FUCKING GOD! I so did not see... ANY of that coming! ANY OF IT! Toni! And Troy! And Hera and her stupid bitchy sending Faith to Tartarus ASS! AHHHHHH

Faith will get out of there, I'm sure of it. (It's kinda sad how I rationalized it with "Callisto got out of Tartarus after all!" but... then I remember Hera got her out so she could kill Hercules and I'm thinking that's so not what's gonna happen here haha ... and I'm sure that only makes sense if you watched Xena or Hercules so um, if you don't, ignore that haha)

Just... OH MY GOD. With.. EVERYTHING! You're fucking brilliant. And... yeah.. I'm gushing. I'm like... in 'wow' mode and I'm super hyped up because now I'm dying to know what happens!

yeah, I actually got teared up. This can't be their goodbye right?? RIGTH!??

Also! If I may make one request.. it's to please ask you not to suddenly kill off any of our lovable characters for no good reason. (It's a climatic stage in your story right now so I'm getting paranoid about that sort of thing) That, I think, would distinguish between you and an asshole like Joss who gets us to love right before ripping our hearts out. :P teehee kthxbai

Pretty much what the above reviewers had to say, but I'll add my own spin on it:

Reading a chapter of yours is like riding an emotional rollercoaster each time. I'm laughing, cringing, gasping, and sighing all at once and it's exhausting me! There should definitely be a warning label on this fic. "Not for the tender-hearted"

Thanks for the two chapter update. Didn't expect that!

Haha. I don't know about the other readers here, but I would be up for a discussion if you want. Like, what inspires you to write what you write? Because that is a damn crazy imagination you have there ;)

Also, shit! I can't believe the wedding's actually gonna happen. Or, well, even if it doesn't actually happen, I can't believe the story's finally made it to this crazily climatic moment! Just having Faith reminisce about the past made me realize what a long and wacky journey she and Buffy've gone through together so far. Things used to be so much simpler... Sigh #102384.

Ahh! Someone must stop this catastrophe! Faith's like... his forever if she actually goes through with it. Well, unless he like... DIES... which, okay, there's potential there lol. Mission: Kill a God. lol

Haha. I knew Buffy wouldn't be able to keep her hands off Faith in that dress. Hell, I wouldn't be able to either xD

Feel bad for Toni for walking in and seeing that, but at the same time I guess she should expect it. This is what happens when you're too accepting of your girlfriend being in love with another woman. She's constantly setting herself up to be hurt and that's :(

Awesome chapter! Can't wait till the next update! *prances*

Great update, but I want more................I know I am being greedy but this story is so good. Now I am left wondering what Toni is thinking and what is up with the water on the floor and the runaway goat.............and so on and so on.

First I must apologize for not logging in lately and telling you how much I am enjoying your story. I love the way you write the characters and really appreciate how you manage to keep each chapter refreshing and full of intrigue. I look forward to more and I am thoroughly enjoying your speedy updates. Thanks

I don't understand Buffy. I mean, she blames TOni for everything, yet she stays with her?! That just makes me wanna slap some sense into her!
I don't know, I think she only wants to stay with her cause Faith's not a possibility, there's no love there. Toni should be blown up! by Faith, hehe. And Faith?? First she wants to run away with Buffy, and then she screams that she wants to marry Troy? Oh, unknowable universe!

This update took too long, woman. I cried 4 times when I was checking whether you updated or not...4 times! .. okay 5, but that was because I was reliving the whole story :P

I shall patiently wait for the next update, and by patiently I mean preparing myself by purchasing tissues >_<

Oh. I hate you. I just... hate you. Really, nothing in this chapter should have had me bawling but I am and I SO HATE YOU! *heavy sigh* This entire thing just breaks my heart to little itty bitty pieces and then the pieces get stepped on by big giant feet and then put in a blender until they're nothing but mush.

Yes. This is me dramatic lol.

You have no idea the violent and horrendous things I want to do to Troy. I should draw diagrams.

Already said it on Twitter but the cigarette thing was great, just cause I so know what it's like to do that lol.

Faith dropping the cell phone in the alcohol made me smile. I don't care if it's easier for Buffy if she deleted her number and blocked it, I just can imagine how Faith feels.

And STUPID KNOCKS ON THE DOOR! There could have been pussy eating involved if not for stupid, messed up timing lol. I can't bitch much though, I do that all the time in my fics. But now it's like bitch slapping me in the face lol.

Anyway, I demand quicker updates. I'll bake you a cake if you do >.> lol. *bribes*