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for The Beads of Jupiter

by isaiah

person wellifnotwisely
schedule September 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Brilliant surreal parody. A hoot from start to finish.
person Dovil
schedule May 25, 2005 at 12:00 AM
This would have to be one of my favourite stories of all time. There was laughter, there was tears, there was standing for various committees and government organisations, there was high romance between two perfect souls. Not even the Bard himself was able to encapsulate so much and he would weep in shame at his paultry offerings in comparison.

Well done young writer, well done.
person Penguin
schedule May 25, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Best story ever!
person lynx wings
schedule May 19, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I think I love you.

I'm thinking this is intentionally bad, and it's hilarious. I love it for its interesting cantelopes and Spike's political career. May I bear your children? I will give them a good upbringing under the table of the oval room, I will never, ever throw fences at them, and I promise to teach them to be polite and build bridges with anyone who asks them too.
person emily
schedule May 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
bwah!!

marvelous.

*wipes eyes*
person candylove
schedule May 13, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I say, bravo, Isaiah Worthington. Bravo.
person ajay
schedule June 25, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Okay, darling. I know I was on Vicodin when I read this. What were you on when you wrote it? What ever it was it sounds fun. This is disturbingly hilarious.
person HammiePoo
schedule May 20, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Well, despite the seemingly unanimous consensus to the contrary, I personally find this fic hilarious. I'm taking it as intentional Bad, and thus reading with a generous helping of salt.....Let's just say, I've seen more (unintentionally) nonsensical fics than this one over at good ole FF.net, and elsewhere....But then, I'm very partial to Bad!fic....
Holly
person tina
schedule May 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
you're kidding, right? cuz I don't understand a word of this. 'course, I was put off from the get-go when Spike revealed his 'heaving breasts'
person The Last Kitten
schedule April 27, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Ok! My first reaction is "What? What the hell was that?" But then I decided that your most likely not crazy your just setting us up for a really good fic. Maybe in ch. 4 or 5? I'll check back in in a few weeks to see if you have up dated it.
Happy Writing
Marie