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January 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I have only one, small qualm concerning this story:
"?That?s alright, Spike,? Xander said, nuzzling the vampire?s neck. ?The drawer by my bed has a never-ending supply of lube..." "
Most men actually do have a never-ending supply of lube. As in, they don't let themselves run out. Even if they don't use it for sex, they WILL use it to jack off. Personal hygeine fluids (i.e. soap, shampoo, and conditioner) cake dry or make gross bubbles.
Still, other than that, it was possibly one of the best parodies I've ever read - barring the fact that you forgot to poke fun about how Spike always manages to get around that terrible, migraine-inducing chip to bite Xander, or even just have sex with him - all the lube and stretching in the world won't make it not hurt the first time. So, unless our favorite Rock!Stupid boy first screwed himself on one of Anya's leftover dildos - which there always seem to be - Spike would probably get all "ow". Afterwards, of course, he will be soothed by the tight, wet heat of Xander's 'arsehole' and pound furiously into him, somehow without triggering another headache.
Gotta love fanfiction.
"?That?s alright, Spike,? Xander said, nuzzling the vampire?s neck. ?The drawer by my bed has a never-ending supply of lube..." "
Most men actually do have a never-ending supply of lube. As in, they don't let themselves run out. Even if they don't use it for sex, they WILL use it to jack off. Personal hygeine fluids (i.e. soap, shampoo, and conditioner) cake dry or make gross bubbles.
Still, other than that, it was possibly one of the best parodies I've ever read - barring the fact that you forgot to poke fun about how Spike always manages to get around that terrible, migraine-inducing chip to bite Xander, or even just have sex with him - all the lube and stretching in the world won't make it not hurt the first time. So, unless our favorite Rock!Stupid boy first screwed himself on one of Anya's leftover dildos - which there always seem to be - Spike would probably get all "ow". Afterwards, of course, he will be soothed by the tight, wet heat of Xander's 'arsehole' and pound furiously into him, somehow without triggering another headache.
Gotta love fanfiction.
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December 20, 2004 at 12:00 AM
This is such a funny story. :)
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September 8, 2004 at 12:00 AM
OMG! Lovely little collection of cliches you got there, pet. I spent the whole time chortling, and almost snorted soda outta my nose once. Thank you for making fun of all the stereotypes cluttering up the ether. Keep writing and ng fng fun! Ta!
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April 13, 2004 at 12:00 AM
A melting-pot of cliches, wonderfully illustrated and brilliant in the way it was carried out. But why doesn't the Lube Fairy leave pressies for me? T_T
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March 6, 2004 at 12:00 AM
This is hilarious....a brilliant parody pointing out not only the stupidity of nearly every slashy fan-fcition but also pointing out alot of the mistakes from the show too. Lol well done.
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January 13, 2004 at 12:00 AM
You did the challenge yet, pet.*Winks*
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January 9, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Gah! May I just say... Nope, I can't say anything. Ever read any Spike/Xander slash? Know any of the every now and then occurring themes? No, I didn't think so... Marvelous, hilarious, fantastic... They are only words, where as this fic is just pure art. I've always loved self aware humor, and this is just one of the best ones I've ever read. The public demands more! Although, I think this fic pretty much covered every little clich? there is about Spike and Xander sleeping together. Still, I crave for more
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January 5, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Now that was absolutely hilarious, a complete riot and a fabulous parody! Brilliant, I still laug now now. Thankyou :-)
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January 2, 2004 at 12:00 AM
That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in years. Bravo! I'm going to head over to the site you spoke of and have a look, after the tears stop, and my body ceases to shake with laughter.
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January 1, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Oh. My. God.
That is so...*cracks up* I think this is one of those cases where I'm all, "I wish *I'd* thought of that." Hahhahahahhaha.
Dude, that is every single s/x story I've ever read. Except for maybe two. Hee. No one can accuse you of not doing your research at least. I bet that was a real hardship, too. ;)
That is so...*cracks up* I think this is one of those cases where I'm all, "I wish *I'd* thought of that." Hahhahahahhaha.
Dude, that is every single s/x story I've ever read. Except for maybe two. Hee. No one can accuse you of not doing your research at least. I bet that was a real hardship, too. ;)